One thing I noticed while watching the Super Bowl’s postgame festivities last night: All football players, when addressing the news media, wear baseball caps.
I would like to propose, in the interests of symmetry and basic fairness, that from now on, all baseball players wear football helmets to their news conferences.
And basketball players should wear bike helmets, and hockey players, wrestlers’ singlets.
In fact, EVERYONE should have to wear singlets, at all times … post-office clerks, night copy-desk editors … to guard against taking ourselves too seriously. Man, that would add a touch of whimsy to the ol’ management team, eh?
And, can you imagine soldiers wearing singlets? I rest my case.